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« Thread Started on Nov 1, 2008, 1:18pm » | |
I have just come across the most hilarious translation of the blurb for Sinema that I have EVER seen!!! Have a look at this...
A season's story with a flimflam.
a magical author and picture burnish, researching a evildoing heroic tale close to a programme killer whale along a act in a removed Northumberland world organisation. There's a fledgeling to the elflike Northumberland community of Haydon .
392 unimpeachable men, women and children place in his position to achieving a sadistic stargaze.
As the nonfunctional season in to a higher degree than a period of time approaches, container ii investigation constabulary officers cornered with the terrorised residents stopover this monster?
This is the ACTUAL blurb...
A winter's tale with a sting.
There's a newcomer to the small Northumberland village of Haydon...a charming novelist and film buff, researching a crime thriller about a serial killer on a rampage in a remote Northumberland community. The only trouble is, it's a work in progress and it's going to be non-fiction.
392 innocent men, women and children stand in his way to achieving a sadistic dream.
As the worst winter in more than a century approaches, can two investigating police officers trapped with the terrorised residents stop this monster?
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« Reply #1 on Nov 1, 2008, 1:57pm » | |
Hehe!! That's pure poetry! 
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« Reply #3 on Nov 1, 2008, 5:04pm » | |
That hurt my brain to read :/
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« Reply #4 on Nov 2, 2008, 1:31am » | |
That is so funny! 
Rod's book is about flim flam.
They may have a point... 
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