evadestruction
Trainee
Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that?
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Post by evadestruction on Aug 15, 2012 14:05:55 GMT 1
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Post by richardburton on Aug 20, 2012 11:32:22 GMT 1
Haha! That's class!
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Post by richardburton on Aug 21, 2012 15:47:02 GMT 1
Top Edinburgh Fringe jokes...
1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
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Post by richardburton on Aug 22, 2012 9:42:16 GMT 1
Haha! ;D
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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obiwanbeeohbee
Trainee
Two-and-one-half-meter tall feline warriors are the new vampires!
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Post by obiwanbeeohbee on Aug 22, 2012 19:26:22 GMT 1
My I borrow some of these?
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Post by richardburton on Aug 23, 2012 9:54:17 GMT 1
Go for it, Obi  |
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Post by Relyt on Oct 9, 2012 7:54:07 GMT 1
IN (post)SOVIET RUSSIA, TANKS PERFORM BALLET.
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Post by richardburton on Oct 9, 2012 15:01:40 GMT 1
When tank drivers get bored!
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Post by Relyt on Oct 9, 2012 16:42:50 GMT 1
When tank drivers get bored! How is that even possible!? |
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Post by richardburton on Oct 10, 2012 11:34:52 GMT 1
Even the fun of driving around in a tank might get boring after a while...maybe...Not saying I would though!
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Post by Relyt on Oct 10, 2012 16:40:50 GMT 1
Speaking of tanks, tank a gander at this little monstrosity.  This is a prototypical variant of the famous M4 Sherman, the T31 demolition tank. It was armed with a 105mm artillery piece in the turret, with a 7.2" rocket launcher in each of the pods on the side. It never saw service, though I suspect it would have performed well if the opposing side was still laughing at its odd appearance! |
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Post by richardburton on Oct 12, 2012 15:52:40 GMT 1
Nice! That's a neat little bundle of bad ass!
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Post by Relyt on Nov 14, 2012 4:14:47 GMT 1
Toasters are prime targets of demonic possession. Why else would we keep seeing the reassuring visage of Jesus on various slices of toast?
In all fairness, this is the quality of the news we get to see on this side of the pond.
Wait.
That's not fair at all.
What the hell is it with this country?
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Post by richardburton on Nov 22, 2012 15:29:28 GMT 1
Haha! Have you seen this gem yet -
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