Post by thedonal on Apr 16, 2007 19:41:47 GMT 1
bittersound said:
Hello, I know I've been rather quiet of late, I could tell because the average IQ of conversation had (mostly) gone up during my recent on and offness.So kittens, what's been happening?
Have I actually done anything new to the website?
Has Nerfy actually written anything for the new website?
Is Donal still an unrepentant sex pest?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Answers on a postcard to:
Donal's Mam's House.
Well- I've been mostly wearing in the new seals on my fridge door.
Nobody's EVER going to do something on the website.
Er- Yep. Utterly, utterly unrepentant. Boys and girls come out to play, on the busy motorway!
Take that marine cadet out of your johnson and your peepee will stop hurting. Besides- he's been dead for six weeks now. Surely it's time for a burial.
Oh- and no more male for my mam please. She's getting busier than you're mam, Black Mirror.
On an aside, I went for a Barium Swallow (x-ray of the throat to see why I can't get my food down) today and have been advised that my poopoo may be white for the next couple of days. Bring it on! I'll be sitting in a tree and landing it on the pigeons- see how those fcukers like a piece of dem appels!
etc
(its probably all that custard...