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Post by Lonesome Crow on Aug 24, 2011 2:10:05 GMT 1
 Wow!
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Post by richardburton on Sept 3, 2011 16:16:54 GMT 1
Yowzers! Raw power!
I haven't been about for a while as I've been working 14 hour days on the set of World War Z, so apologies for being quiet.
Fantastic photo of the sub there, Relyt
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Post by Relyt on Oct 23, 2011 5:20:28 GMT 1
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Post by richardburton on Nov 8, 2011 17:10:33 GMT 1
A Scotsman and his ever nagging wife are on holiday in Jerusalem when his wife suddenly dies. The undertaker explains that it will be £5,000 to ship the body home or £50 to bury her in Jerusalem. Without a pause the Scotsman tells him to ship her home.
Surprised, the undertaker asks, "Why not bury your wife in the Holy Land and save money?"
To which, the Scotsman replies, "Listen here, Pal, a long time ago a guy called Jesus was buried here and three days later he rose from the grave. She's going f***ing home!"
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Post by Lonesome Crow on Nov 8, 2011 22:06:10 GMT 1
Hehehe! ;D
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Post by deadsword on Nov 10, 2011 7:13:10 GMT 1
The other day I was in a pub near me that I go to on occasion. I was sitting there and relaxing, finishing off my last drink. I had noticed the bartender took the half empty beer glass away from from a patron sitting next to me. He comes back from the men's room and then ask's "Hey, Where did my beer glass go?!" I looked at him and said "Scotland". hahahahahahhah
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Post by Relyt on Nov 10, 2011 10:00:27 GMT 1
Now I'm confused, because apparently this has transformed into the joke thread.
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Post by mrgrotey on Nov 10, 2011 11:11:25 GMT 1
Ohhhh no it isn't!....
;D
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Post by richardburton on Nov 10, 2011 14:22:22 GMT 1
A man walks into a bar..."Ouch!"
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Post by Lonesome Crow on Nov 10, 2011 22:29:23 GMT 1
A dyslexic man walks into a bra…
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Post by richardburton on Nov 11, 2011 13:01:39 GMT 1
A healthy man walks into a Spa...
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Post by Relyt on Jun 26, 2012 0:42:18 GMT 1
Why did the salmon cross the road?
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Post by richardburton on Jun 26, 2012 13:36:15 GMT 1
Have those salmon been drinking?
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Post by Lonesome Crow on Jul 1, 2012 1:50:38 GMT 1
Wow! That's extraordinary!  |
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Post by richardburton on Jul 16, 2012 14:48:16 GMT 1
There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil
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Wow! 
