Zwinkys. A Quick rant.

[Scifishocks]

Zwinkys.
Yet another product being forcefed to the.. er.. more pc literate of the braindeads that buy into American/Pop Idol and Bratz, etc.
Fine, feed this vomit to the trend hopping Scopers who can't have an original thought in their lives but why do they have to advertise on EVERY fucking site I visit? It's driving me MAD!
'Be whatever you want to be with Zwinkys' the ads say.
I've got a better idea. If you believe that making a big eyed cartoon thing on your pc (that is probably loaded with spyware, etc anyway) wear different clothes is 'cool', stick your heads into a speedily rotating buzzsaw then you can be what I want you to be.

[richardburton]

lol I think it's time for your medication again...

(I totally agree though - what a bunch of W@nk)

[Scifishocks]

Well, it almost ruins one of my current favourite places to visit, a scholarly site devoted to the Jack the Ripper murders.
Somehow pushing this purile inanity on such a fascinating and well respected site makes me mad.
I'd cut off their ears just for jolly, wouldn't you.
Yours Truly,
Nerf the Ripper.

[crystalegg]

'Be whatever you want to be with Zwinkys' the ads say.
I've got a better idea. If you believe that making a big eyed cartoon thing on your pc (that is probably loaded with spyware, etc anyway) wear different clothes is 'cool', stick your heads into a speedily rotating buzzsaw then you can be what I want you to be.

I'll do you one better with Python old-school.
They should shove sparrows down their throats until the beaks protrude from their stomach linings.

[richardburton]

My, we are a psychotic lot. Great, innit!

[rustisstrikesagain]

nah blowtorches in the nethers is a better torture.

[crystalegg]

rustisstrikesagain said:

nah blowtorches in the nethers is a better torture.

Shove a live snake up their, uh, um, never mind.

[poyks]

Those bloody things keep popping up on the site ads, and they do get on my tits.

Some sad tw*ts keep on giving their well earned dole to these 'puter dolls, and that keeps the feckin ball rolling with these stupid gimmicks!!

I'm am becoming a grumpy, but it does wind me up!