Post by Pitbull on Jan 18, 2008 13:48:54 GMT 1
Job for a Geordie
A Geordie goes into the job centre in Newcastle and asks if any decent jobs have come in for him."
This one will interest you" says the clerk. "Gynaecologists Assistant"
Basically you help the ladies off with their pants ,lather them up then shave their pubic hair off before rubbing in soothing cream in readiness for the Gynaecologist" "£45,000 per year but you need to go to Oxford".
"Is that where the job is based then?" asked the Geordie- "No mate - that's the end of the queue.!!!
3 Viagras
A man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy all 3 of them.
The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor says "What happened"?
The man answered "Nobody Showed UP!"
A Geordie goes into the job centre in Newcastle and asks if any decent jobs have come in for him."
This one will interest you" says the clerk. "Gynaecologists Assistant"
Basically you help the ladies off with their pants ,lather them up then shave their pubic hair off before rubbing in soothing cream in readiness for the Gynaecologist" "£45,000 per year but you need to go to Oxford".
"Is that where the job is based then?" asked the Geordie- "No mate - that's the end of the queue.!!!
3 Viagras
A man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy all 3 of them.
The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor says "What happened"?
The man answered "Nobody Showed UP!"
