Questonaire...

[Stu]

Just thought it would be interesting to find out a little bit more about youz guyz. If you don't want to answer any inparticular, then don't. Its just a bit of fun, thats all
(1) Your gender: Male
(2) Your age: 37
(3) Where you were born?: Bath, UK
(4) Your height: 5' 11"
(5) The color of your eyes: Blue
(6) The color of your hair: At the moment, its shaved (with a tinge of grey!
(7) Your living arrangement?: I live with my wife & daughter
(8) Your family: Father, Sister
(9) What's your job: Senior Sales in the motor trade.
(10)Obsession: My drums & my Family (sounds weird )
(11) Do you speak another language?No
(12)Do you have a web page? www.twry.co.uk
(13) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Sometimes, selfish drivers & people who hurt children really piss me off!
(14) Do you like your handwriting?: Not really
(15) Do you have any bad habits?: I don't clean my cymbals as often as I should!
(16) What is the compliment you get most from people?: You and your band sounded bloody brilliant tonight
(17) What's your biggest fear? Heights & Wasps
(18) Can you sing?: Yes, sort of
(19) Are you a daredevil?: Not really.
(20) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Yes, Im over weight.
(21) What is your greatest strength and weakness? My strength is Im a good Dad & Hubby - my weakness is giving up to easily when doing DIY
(22) If you could change one thing about yourself?: My weight.
(23) Do you think life has been good so far?: Not bad at all
(24) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Never fall out with your family!
(25) What do you like the most about your body?: My hands
(26) And least?: My little tummy (Im not a barrell you understand!)
(27) Do you think you are good looking?: Ive seen worse!
(28) Are you confident?: A lot of the time.
(29) What is the fictional character you're most like?: Frank Spencer

Do you…

(30) Smoke?: No
(31) Do drugs?: No
(32) Read the newspaper?: Only for the sport
(33) Go to church? Nah
(34) Talk to strangers?: Rarely
(35) Drive?: Yes

Have you ever…

(36) Been out of the country?: Yes
(37) Done drugs?: The odd joint.
(38) Gone skinny dipping?: No ,
(39) Had a surgery?: Yes, had a cyst removed from the inside of my left nostril
(40) Ran away from home?: No
(41) Been on stage?: Yes, many times.
(42) Slept outdoors?: Yes
(43) Slept all day?: No
(44) Thought you're going crazy?: Yes
(45) Had a dream that came true?: Yes
(46) Broken the law?: Yes
(47) Met a famous person?: A couple
(48) Stolen anything?: Yes
(49) Been on radio/TV?: No
(50) Had a nervous breakdown?: No
(51) Bungee jumped?: No, bollocks to that!!!!

When was the last time you…

(52) Smiled?: Earlier, when I put my Daughter to bed.
(53) Laughed?: dito
(54) Cried?: When I lost my Mum (R.I.P. xx)
(55) Bought something?: The weekend
(56) Hugged someone?: When I put my Daughter to bed.
(57) Watched your fave movie?: Cant remember
(58) Had a nightmare?: Recently
(59) Talked on the phone?: Earlier on this evening
(60) Watched TV?: This evening.
(61) Went out?: Last night (snooker)
(62) Weighed yourself?: Two weeks ago
(63) Were mean?: Cant remember
(64) Sang?: This evening, with Sophie
(65) Saw a movie in a theater?: Last year (Shrek 3)
(66) Said I love you?: 10 minutes ago
(67) Fought with a family member?: Ages ago - life's to short & precious.
(68) Missed someone?: Every day - my Mum.

Favourites…

(69) Place: Behind my drums
(70) Country: UK
(71) Time of year: Autumn
(72) Band: Queen
(73) Singer: Roger Taylor, Freddie Mercury & Anastacia
(74) Song: Bridge Over Troubled Water-Simon & Garfunkle & Sunshine Of My Life - Stevie Wonder.
(75) Songwriter: Brian May
(76) Movie: Where Eagles Dare
(77) Year: 1999 - my daughter's birth!
(78) Website: www.twry.co.uk
(79) TV program: Dont watch a lot - Catherine Tate or Match of the Day.
(80) Thing to do: Play music, gig & spend time with my family.

[Stu]

I know i cant spell 'Questionnaire' - its been a long day!!!

[David Faltskog]

(1) Your gender: Unknown
(2) Your age: 47
(3) Where you were born?: More like why were...
(4) Your height: 5' nothing
(5) The color of your eyes: Brown going on tartan
(6) The color of your hair: Hair? What's Hair?
(7) Your living arrangement?: Desperate
(8) Your family: and other creatures
(9) What's your job: Pissing off Nerfy
(10)Obsession: Heh..........Irish Female nuff said
(11) Do you speak another language? I can just about speak english!
(12)Do you have a web page?
(13) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Yes but i don't feel the same is shown towards me
(14) Do you like your handwriting?: Yes it's a work of art
(15) Do you have any bad habits?: No wonder i wear glasses
(16) What is the compliment you get most from people?: Go kill yourself...
(17) What's your biggest fear? Rusti
(18) Can you sing?: Nope unless poked
(19) Are you a daredevil?: Hang on just got to jump off Poyks wig
(20) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: All of me
(21) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength? I,m honest, Weakness? I,m too honest
(22) If you could change one thing about yourself?: My socks
(23) Do you think life has been good so far?: With Steann in my life i,m in heaven
(24) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Don't jump off Poyks wig
(25) What do you like the most about your body?: That little tuft of hair just down there here let me show you...
(26) And least?: The rest of me
(27) Do you think you are good looking?: Are you kidding!
(28) Are you confident?: Oh yes i,m on here for a start
(29) What is the fictional character you're most like?: David Faltskog

Do you…

(30) Smoke?: No
(31) Do drugs?: No
(32) Read the newspaper?: Only when i run out of toilet paper
(33) Go to church? What's that?
(34) Talk to strangers?: I don't know any Strangers
(35) Drive?: People up the wall? Yep

Have you ever…

(36) Been out of the country?: Went to France once it was shut
(37) Done drugs?: Nah i,m no idiot
(38) Gone skinny dipping?: All the time
(39) Had a surgery?: For dinnner? Nah
(40) Ran away from home?: No
(41) Been on stage?: Yes, oddly enough
(42) Slept outdoors?: Yes oddly enough also
(43) Slept all day?: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(44) Thought you're going crazy?: I,m on here is,nt that crazy enough?
(45) Had a dream that came true?: Yes Steann
(46) Broken the law?: Nope i broke a plate once though
(47) Met a famous person?: Yep Bob Monkhouse once tried to run me over in his car
(48) Stolen anything?: Time
(49) Been on radio/TV?: Testcard
(50) Had a nervous breakdown?: No not until i started answering this!
(51) Bungee jumped?: Did he? why did he jump?

When was the last time you…

(52) Smiled?: When the neighbour blew his car up ;D
(53) Laughed?: All the time
(54) Cried?: All the time
(55) Bought something?: Today Me Dinner
(56) Hugged someone?: Yes Me Dinner
(57) Watched your fave movie?: Oh last week i guess
(58) Had a nightmare?: About Rusti? All the time!
(59) Talked on the phone?: I wish
(60) Watched TV?: Nah it sucks
(61) Went out?: Like a light last night when i went to bed
(62) Weighed yourself?: Go weigh yerself!
(63) Were mean?: When the neighbour...Etc
(64) Sang?: Song blue
(65) Saw a movie in a theater?: 1992 ALIEN 3
(66) Said I love you?: To who?
(67) Fought with a family member?: I,LL KILL YOU...
(68) Missed someone?: The bus mostly

Favourites…

(69) Place: Here Now
(70) Country: Any planet Steann lives on
(71) Time of year: Time is an illusion
(72) Band: The Beatles
(73) Singer: Chris Rainbow, Lennon & McCartney, Steann
(74) Song: Bluebird - Chris Rainbow
(75) Songwriter: As Above
(76) Movie: A L I E N
(77) Year: 1961 What a good year for the roses...
(78) Website: Anything with Felicity Kendal
(79) TV program: The Good Life etc
(80) Thing to do: Play Oblivion The Elder Scrolls on me PS3

D.F.

[Stu]

LMFAO!!
David, you're crackers - I love your answers ;D

[David Faltskog]

Thank you!





D.F.

[Scifishocks]

(1) Your gender: Male
(2) Your age: 40
(3) Where you were born?: Out of my Mummy's tum tum.
(4) Your height: 6' dead (5' 11 1/2'' alive)
(5) The color of your eyes: Blue with white bits around.
(6) The color of your hair: Brown with a rather fetching grey streak.
(7) Your living arrangement?: In a flat with two (other) weirdos
(8) Your family: Yes.
(9) What's your job: Sales for a Software company. And annoying D.F.
(10) Obsession: TWoTW (natch)
(11) Do you speak another language? Nein
(12)Do you have a web page? You're on it. Good innit?
(13) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: What kind of a question is that? Idiot.
(14) Do you like your handwriting?: It depends what it says.
(15) Do you have any bad habits?: Yes. But I'll have to give them back to the nuns before the cops find out.
(16) What is the compliment you get most from people?: 'You make me sick'.
(17) What's your biggest fear? I laugh in the face of fear, tweak the nose of... etc.
(18) Can you sing?: Like a sack of drowning cats.
(19) Are you a daredevil?: No, I'm more of a Batman (geddit?)
(20) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Fear no, hate... everything.
(21) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength: I run a good forum Weakness: boobies.
(22) If you could change one thing about yourself?: Me.
(23) Do you think life has been good so far?: It's had it's moments.
(24) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Don't be born... saves a lot of hassle in the long run.
(25) What do you like the most about your body?: It's quite good for carrying my brain around in.
(26) And least?: It's not bullet proof.
(27) Do you think you are good looking?: Compared to John Merrick, yeah.
(28) Are you confident?: I'm confident that some of these questions are daft.
(29) What is the fictional character you're most like?: Papa Lazarou.

Do you…

(30) Smoke?: Yes
(31) Do drugs?: No
(32) Read the newspaper?: No
(33) Go to church? See question 38.
(34) Talk to strangers?: When I'm pissed, all the time.
(35) Drive?: Yes, but I have a strange affliction that means I have to wear a Bob Monkhouse disguise when I'm behind the wheel.

Have you ever…

(36) Been out of the country?: France. Does that count?
(37) Done drugs?: Anadin Extra. Can't get enough of them.
(38) Gone skinny dipping?: Yes. The case comes up next week. The Vicar was not pleased.
(39) Had a surgery?: No. I'm not a Doctor.
(40) Ran away from home?: Yes. I still do.
(41) Been on stage?: Does a nativity play count? I was the worst angel ever.
(42) Slept outdoors?: Yes
(43) Slept all day?: Yes
(44) Thought you're going crazy?: I KNOW I am.
(45) Had a dream that came true?: Yes. Bad ones, usually.
(46) Broken the law?: Yes
(47) Met a famous person?: Jeff Wayne, Ronnie Corbett, and Jeremy Beadle (R.I.P).
(48) Stolen anything?: Yes
(49) Been on radio/TV?: No
(50) Had a nervous breakdown?: Yes
(51) Bungee jumped?: No.

When was the last time you…

(52) Smiled?: When I was driving in my Bob Monkhouse disguise.
(53) Laughed?: See above
(54) Cried?: When I lost my Dad a year and a bit ago.
(55) Bought something?: Earlier today. I bought myself some time.
(56) Hugged someone?: Not for a while.
(57) Watched your fave movie?: Late last year.
(58) Had a nightmare?: I'm living one.
(59) Talked on the phone?: All today, it's my job.
(60) Watched TV?: Today. Ashes to Ashes.
(61) Went out?: Wednesday night. Pub Quiz.
(62) Weighed yourself?: Yes. Weeeeeeeeeeey.
(63) Were mean?: Mwahahahaha
(64) Sang?: In the shower, today, I guess.
(65) Saw a movie in a theater?: I watch movies in cinemas. Theatres are for plays. And are not spelt like that.
(66) Said I love you?: About four years ago.
(67) Fought with a family member?: Not for ages. My Mum's a wimp and she won't fight back.
(68) Missed someone?: I miss lots of people. I need to improve my aim.

Favourites…

(69) Place: Pub. Any one will do.
(70) Country: Big
(71) Time of year: 2.30 on the 10th of June. For no particular reason.
(72) Band: Elastic.
(73) Singer:Sewing Machine
(74) Song: Willow's Song
(75) Songwriter: Napolean XIV
(76) Movie: The Thing
(77) Year: 1066
(78) Website: scifishock.com.
(79) TV program: The League of Gentlemen
(80) Thing to do: Attempting to run people over wearing a Bob Monkhouse mask.

[RustiSwordz]

(1) Your gender: Male
(2) Your age: 37 and 1/2
(3) Where you were born?: Woking twinned with Wan-King in China
(4) Your height: 6' 2"
(5) The color of your eyes: Blue Green
(6) The color of your hair: Reddish Mousey until 21 when 90% of it fell out!
(7) Your living arrangement?: In a flat on meh tod.
(8) Your family: 2 sisters, 3 bros
(9) What's your job: Security officer
(10) Obsession: Music, Photography, art, sci-fi
(11) Do you speak another language? 2: English and crap english.
(12)Do you have a web page?: see my siggy.
(13) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Depends on the usless idiots i meet every day.
(14) Do you like your handwriting?: i'm an artist, which means my writing is a scribble.
(15) Do you have any bad habits?: pick meh nose, scratch my arse watch lots of noisy porn.
(16) What is the compliment you get most from people?: You are a cool artist i wish i can draw like that.
(17) What's your biggest fear?: Heights
(18) Can you sing?: feck me no, i did kareoke once and i was so bad the DJ turned off the mic.
(19) Are you a daredevil?: Nope.
(20) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: I'm fat
(21) What is your greatest strength and weakness?: I dunno.
(22) If you could change one thing about yourself?: My fat gut.
(23) Do you think life has been good so far?: i have few regrets.
(24) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: That we are always learning.
(25) What do you like the most about your body?: You must be joking.
(26) And least?: ditto.
(27) Do you think you are good looking?: ditto
(28) Are you confident?: Yes and no
(29) What is the fictional character you're most like?: Han Solo, bit of a numero uno.

Do you…

(30) Smoke?: No
(31) Do drugs?: No
(32) Read the newspaper?: Yes
(33) Go to church?: Agnostic, no.
(34) Talk to strangers?: if i have to.
(35) Drive?: No

Have you ever…

(36) Been out of the country?: No
(37) Done drugs?: Pescription dugs.
(38) Gone skinny dipping?: No, cannae swim.
(39) Had a surgery?: Yes on both legs.
(40) Ran away from home?: No.
(41) Been on stage?: No
(42) Slept outdoors?: No
(43) Slept all day?: Yes
(44) Thought you're going crazy?: yes.
(45) Had a dream that came true?: One
(46) Broken the law?: Everyone does a little.
(47) Met a famous person?: Lots: Pierce Brosnan, Mel Gibson, Cliff Richard, John Rhys Davies, Richard O'Brien, (my art teacher was art director on Aliens, Rocky Horror Picture Show and Batman.) I drank in a pub with British Glamour model Kirsten Imrie and i met ex glamour model Linda Lusardi. (i can go on and on here.)
(48) Stolen anything?: Yes
(49) Been on radio/TV?: Radio yes, twice.
(50) Had a nervous breakdown?: no, thank gawd.
(51) Bungee jumped?: Nope

When was the last time you…

(52) Smiled?: Today
(53) Laughed?: Above
(54) Cried?: Some records and movies get to me.
(55) Bought something?: Food, too much of it
(56) Hugged someone?: Not for ages.
(57) Watched your fave movie?: Too many to count.
(58) Had a nightmare?: all the time
(59) Talked on the phone?: yesterday
(60) Watched TV?: Today. professionals on ITV 4
(61) Went out?: Went to see cloverfield yesterday.
(62) Weighed yourself?: You must be kidding (thats what the scales said toi me.)
(63) Were mean?: yup.
(64) Sang?: i dont sing, for the benefit of the gene pool.
(65) Saw a movie in a theater?: See 61
(66) Said I love you?: About 15 years ago.
(67) Fought with a family member?: Nope never have.
(68) Missed someone?: Lots

Favourites…

(69) Place: Anywhere i lay my hat.
(70) Country: UK
(71) Time of year: Autumn
(72) Band: Lots
(73) Singer: Lots
(74) Song: Lots
(75) Songwriter: Lots
(76) Movie: Lots
(77) Year: 2008
(78) Website: Lots
(79) TV program: Lots
(80) Thing to do: Lots

[poyks]

(1) Your gender: Male
(2) Your age: 41
(3) Where you were born?: Louth, UK
(4) Your height: 6' 2"
(5) The color of your eyes: Blue/grey
(6) The color of your hair: Blonde
(7) Your living arrangement?: A wonderful house with Mrs Poyks
(8) Your family: Brother, Mum & Dad, wonderful 3 kids
(9) What's your job: Music tech teaching mentor, Trafford College, Manchester
(10)Obsession: Music, art, wotw, etc.
(11) Do you speak another language? I can talk fluent bollocks
(12)Do you have a web page? See my sig
(13) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Yes, but only if they deserve it
(14) Do you like your handwriting?: Depends what I'm writing
(15) Do you have any bad habits?: Smoking and drinking too much
(16) What is the compliment you get most from people?: People seem to really like my music thank goodness!!
(17) What's your biggest fear? Losing my artistic abilities
(18) Can you sing?: Yes
(19) Are you a daredevil?: In a way, I'll shun no challenge!
(20) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: I'm overweight, and I generally have a natural paranoia
(21) What is your greatest strength and weakness? I do great music, but then never feel it's good enough
(22) If you could change one thing about yourself?: I wish I was more confident
(23) Do you think life has been good so far?: On the whole, yes
(24) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Always appreciate the simple things, and never lose your innocence
(25) What do you like the most about your body?: Hands
(26) And least?: The rest!
(27) Do you think you are good looking?: No
(28) Are you confident?: Not enough
(29) What is the fictional character you're most like?: Homer Simpson

Do you…

(30) Smoke?: Yes
(31) Do drugs?: No
(32) Read the newspaper?: No, they're full of opinionated shit
(33) Go to church? Only to appreciate architecture
(34) Talk to strangers?: Sometimes
(35) Drive?: Yes

Have you ever…

(36) Been out of the country?: Yes
(37) Done drugs?: Used to have occasional spliff
(38) Gone skinny dipping?: Yep!
(39) Had a surgery?: Never
(40) Ran away from home?: Yes
(41) Been on stage?: I'm at my happiest on stage which is very often thank goodness
(42) Slept outdoors?: Yep, love it!
(43) Slept all day?: Yes
(44) Thought you're going crazy?: I'm officially bipolar, so I know I'm crazy sometimes!
(45) Had a dream that came true?: Yes
(46) Broken the law?: Yes
(47) Met a famous person?: Quite a few
(48) Stolen anything?: No
(49) Been on radio/TV?: Radio a few times
(50) Had a nervous breakdown?: Yes
(51) Bungee jumped?: Nope

When was the last time you…

(52) Smiled?: 4 seconds ago
(53) Laughed?: Earlier today
(54) Cried?: At Grandads funeral last year
(55) Bought something?: Today, new bass strings
(56) Hugged someone?: Today, Mrs Poyks
(57) Watched your fave movie?: Watched one of them a day ago
(58) Had a nightmare?: I seem to have just good dreams oddly
(59) Talked on the phone?: Yesterday
(60) Watched TV?: This evening.
(61) Went out?: Tuther night (Cloverfield)
(62) Weighed yourself?: 4 days ago
(63) Were mean?: I was grumpy on Monday
(64) Sang?: 2 days ago
(65) Saw a movie in a theater?: See 61
(66) Said I love you?: Couple of hours ago
(67) Fought with a family member?: Haven't done that for ages
(68) Missed someone?: Grandad lately

Favourites…

(69) Place: Walesby church, Lincolnshire
(70) Country: UK
(71) Time of year: Summer
(72) Band: Pink Floyd
(73) Singer: At the moment, Miriam Stockley
(74) Song: Seasons In The Sun
(75) Songwriter: Roger Waters
(76) Movie: Close Encounters of the Third Kind
(77) Year: 1981, everything seemed right back then
(78) Website: See sig
(79) TV program: Two Pints...
(80) Thing to do: Walk in the countryside with no-one else around

[mrgrotey]

(1) Your gender: Male
(2) Your age: 27 all of a month
(3) Where you were born?: Barking, England
(4) Your height: 6' 1"
(5) The color of your eyes: Blue
(6) The color of your hair: Blonde (that weird dark-blonde that isnt really blonde but everyone calls it blonde as it isn't really brown)
(7) Your living arrangement?: Shamefully with the parentsdue to housing prices, soon to move out thogh
(8) Your family: Ma, Pa, 2 older bros and a fiancée
(9) What's your job: CAD technician
(10)Obsession: 3D modelling, Film, Music.
(11) Do you speak another language? Mange tout Rodney!
(12)Do you have a web page? my portfolio site www.mgrote.com
(13) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Very tolerant.
(14) Do you like your handwriting?: Not really, I can write neat but generally dont.
(15) Do you have any bad habits?: Sitting in front of my PC dusk till dawn. Not going out enough. Wearing underwear for too long
(16) What is the compliment you get most from people?: Honestly cant remember getting one oh I suppose apart from my 3D work, nothing personal though
(17) What's your biggest fear? Being alone when I get old.
(18) Can you sing?: haha not a chance
(19) Are you a daredevil?: I wish!
(20) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Im lazy, I lack the 'botheredness' to get off my ass and take the leap
(21) What is your greatest strength and weakness? strength: im very friendly and get on with anyone, weakness: Im a bit of a hermit.
(22) If you could change one thing about yourself?: I wish I had less body hair :s
(23) Do you think life has been good so far?: Bit nothing'y really
(24) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Make the most out of life while it lasts
(25) What do you like the most about your body?: Height
(26) And least?: this is the same as Q22 isnt it?
(27) Do you think you are good looking?: No
(28) Are you confident?: Not enough
(29) What is the fictional character you're most like?: Luke Skywalker (before he left tatooine)
Do you…

(30) Smoke?: No
(31) Do drugs?: Never
(32) Read the newspaper?: No
(33) Go to church? *laughs*
(34) Talk to strangers?: Sometimes
(35) Drive?: Yes

Have you ever…

(36) Been out of the country?: Yes France, Spain, Portugal and Canada
(37) Done drugs?: Never, hateful crap.
(38) Gone skinny dipping?: Nope
(39) Had a surgery?: nope I had an Opticians though
(40) Ran away from home?: No
(41) Been on stage?: Yup old heavy metal band in the school years, great fun playing in a couple of pubs
(42) Slept outdoors?: Yup camping rocks!
(43) Slept all day?: No Ive never slept past 10:30, ever
(44) Thought you're going crazy?: Im ok, its the others
(45) Had a dream that came true?: Until Jay in my office comes over and kisses me, no, sadly.
(46) Broken the law?: Only speeding but that doesnt count
(47) Met a famous person?: Yup, a few, hobbits, Rimmer, The Cat, Melinda Messenger, Billy West (voice of futurama) .etc.etc
(48) Stolen anything?: Not since petty stuff in school like sweets. Im a good boy.
(49) Been on radio/TV?: Im visible in the crowd on the Slipknot live at Wembley Arena dvd
(50) Had a nervous breakdown?: No
(51) Bungee jumped?: No, always wanted to though

When was the last time you…

(52) Smiled?: About half hour ago, talking to Jay
(53) Laughed?: Dunno, has been a crappy time recently.
(54) Cried?: about 3 weeks ago, not saying why.
(55) Bought something?: 1408 dvd THEY CHANGED THE FECKIN' ENDING!!
(56) Hugged someone?: 2weeks ago
(57) Watched your fave movie?: Pitch Black, a few days back
(58) Had a nightmare?: Dont remember dreams/nightmares
(59) Talked on the phone?: Everyday at work
(60) Watched TV?: Last night
(61) Went out?: Went to see Cloverfield a couple of days ago, just getting rid of my giddyness now
(62) Weighed yourself?: couple of weeks ago
(63) Were mean?: To a forum member trying to recruit people to make a game where you could go an rape a girl off the street, I mean what the feck is the world coming to!
(64) Sang?: In the shower, alone and to myself, im embrassed by my voice.
(65) Saw a movie in a theater?: See 61
(66) Said I love you?: Secretly to someone in the office :s
(67) Fought with a family member?: Dont stop when my mum's about. "No I want the mugs lined up together, but I want the black ones in one row, the white in another, i want you to stack these smililar ones together but not these ones as these are my work mugs, i want the teaspoon with the square end to be put in this mug fo me to take to work, adn the coffe mugs are to be put on the left hand side" "ITS A FUCKIN MUG SHELF, WHO THE HELL HAS 126 RULES ON THE ORDER THEY GO IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST PUT THEM INNNNNNNNNNN!!!"
(68) Missed someone?: Old friends from school

Favourites…

(69) Place: Toilet
(70) Country: England 15 years ago.
(71) Time of year: Dinner time
(72) Band: Incubus or Alice in Chains
(73) Singer: currently Michael Bublé
(74) Song: Plain White Tee's - Lovvve lovvvve lovelovelove!
(75) Songwriter: Dont know of any particular writers tbo
(76) Movie: Pitch Black or LOTR
(77) Year: anywhere in the 80's
(78) Website: maxforums.org
(79) TV program: Lost (series 1 only, got shit after that)
(80) Thing to do: Have a wa.. um i mean....I love my food

[julesrules2]

(1) Your gender: Female
(2) Your age: 48
(3) Where you were born?: cabbage patch
(4) Your height: 5ft 4 inches
(5) The color of your eyes: Blue - navy
(6) The color of your hair: blonde hiding grey
(7) Your living arrangement?: large child posing as husband
(8) Your family: always want money
(9) What's your job: carer
(10)Obsession: TWotW Things being TIDY
(11) Do you speak another language? swearing
(12)Do you have a web page? myspace page
(13) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:yup But dont cross me or hurt my friends GRRR
(14) Do you like your handwriting?: yup
(15) Do you have any bad habits?: I eat the inside of my mouth when reading Yuch
(16) What is the compliment you get most from people?: Men - nice breasts !! women - nice nails
(17) What's your biggest fear? dentists & water Combine the two & I'll scream
(18) Can you sing?: Yes Now?
(19) Are you a daredevil?: Not really.
(20) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: nope comfy with it all
(21) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Listening & giving advice (works for both questions)
(22) If you could change one thing about yourself?: My thighs
(23) Do you think life has been good so far?: Not much to complain about
(24) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Dont take things personally
(25) What do you like the most about your body?: see no 16
(26) And least?: see no22
(27) Do you think you are good looking?: not too shabby for nearly 50
(28) Are you confident?: try to be
(29) What is the fictional character you're most like?: jessica rabbit LOL

Do you…

(30) Smoke?: No
(31) Do drugs?: No
(32) Read the newspaper?:crosswords
(33) Go to church? not often
(34) Talk to strangers?: its a bad habit can't break it
(35) Drive?: Yes

Have you ever…

(36) Been out of the country?: Yes
(37) Done drugs?: nope
(38) Gone skinny dipping?: No never been skinny
(39) Had a surgery?: Yes, hysterical rectum (long story Bad joke)
(40) Ran away from home?: for half a day
(41) Been on stage?:no
(42) Slept outdoors?: Yes in me deckchair
(43) Slept all day?: No
(44) Thought you're going crazy?: Yes we are no we are not Shh they are listening!!
(45) Had a dream that came true?: Yes
(46) Broken the law?: Yes
(47) Met a famous person?: can't think of one
(48) Stolen anything?: Yes rubber pencil toy when I was 8
(49) Been on radio/TV?: radio phone in
(50) Had a nervous breakdown?: tiny one
(51) Bungee jumped?: yikes no way

When was the last time you…

(52) Smiled?: doing it now
(53) Laughed?: hour ago reading messages - very rude ones LOL
(54) Cried?: movie last nite
(55) Bought something?:g travel bag on wheel today for hols next week
(56) Hugged someone?:Hubs at dinner time
(57) Watched your fave movie?: blues brothers last week
(58) Had a nightmare?: ages ago things growing out of my knee Gross
(59) Talked on the phone?: lunchtime got nasty with an estate agent
(60) Watched TV?: This evening.
(61) Went out?: NYE
(62) Weighed yourself?: yesterday
(63) Were mean?: to estate agent
(64) Sang?: yesterday in the car
(65) Saw a movie in a theater?: Golden Compass at xmas
(66) Said I love you?: last nite to hubs
(67) Fought with a family member?: Ages ago - life's to short & precious.
(68) Missed someone?: kathleen - today

Favourites…

(69) Place: by the sea or a lake
(70) Country: Ireland
(71) Time of year: Autumn
(72) Band: Genesis
(73) Singer: carole decker - annie lennox
(74) Song: rawhide Blues Brothers
(75) Songwriter: Neil Sedaka
(76) Movie: the green mile
(77) Year: 1996 - moved to Ireland
(78) Website:
(79) TV program:league of gentlemen Spike Milligan q series
(80) Thing to do: Photography Aromatherapy Sudoku Gardening

[julesrules2]

Arrr its all men again Come on ladies hurry up with the witty razor sharp answers You are letting the side down Please don't be shy I've done it & it's not that bad Honest

[crystalegg]

(1) Your gender: Male
(2) Your age: 44
(3) Where you were born?: Youngstown, Ohio U.S.A.
(4) Your height: 6'
(5) The color of your eyes: Blue/grey
(6) The color of your hair: Grey-brown razor stubble
(7) Your living arrangement?: I live with my wife, daughter, a Lab-Terrier mix(Fozzie), and a horrible orange and white striped cat(Shakespeare).
(8) Your family: Adams(da-da-da-da--click-click)
(9) What's your job: Aerospace hardware sales.
(10)Obsession: Getting my CNC router back online
(11) Do you speak another language?Enough Spanish to get what I want, and sometimes what I don't want(Like an ass-kicking).
(12)Do you have a web page?Not since I moved my account.
(13) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: I can live with anyone anywhere that isn't actively trying to do me (or someone I know who doesn't deserve it) harm. I like to believe that I have acquired more acceptance, as opposed to tolerance, of others over the years.
(14) Do you like your handwriting?: WTF?
(15) Do you have any bad habits?: I don't wear them, But if I did, they would be Baaaad!
Honestly, though, I'm a farter. As I farted in the beginning, as I have farted today, and ever shall I fart, world without end, Amen.
(16) What is the compliment you get most from people?: You're funny.
(17) What's your biggest fear? Supernovas
(18) Can you sing?: If you are asking if others think I can, then the answer is "no.".
(19) Are you a daredevil?: Depends upon the amount of Flor-de-Cana I have consumed.
(20) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? I'm probably one traffic jam away from a homocide, and I'm cross-eyed.
(21) What is your greatest strength and weakness? I'm pretty smart but I'm also pretty stupid.
(22) If you could change one thing about yourself?: Fix my bloody crossed(and nearsighted)eyes.
(23) Do you think life has been good so far?: I'll go with Joe Walsh on this question.
(24) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Never give away something you have created(in a commercial sense).
(25) What do you like the most about your body?: My wicked, wicked brain.
(26) And least?: It's those bleedin' eyes again.
(27) Do you think you are good looking?: Somewhere between Steve Buscemi and Vince Vaughn, you make the call.
(28) Are you confident?: I'm confident that I am not terribly confident.
(29) What is the fictional character you're most like?: Iago, because he gets the funniest lines in Othello. As far as real people go, I would have liked to be drinking buddies with Kurt Vonnegut.

Do you…

(30) Smoke?: No, although I rarely take a hit off of a smokable consisting of a vivid, green, leafy product from Jamaica that shares a name with a DC Comics character.
(31) Do drugs?: I drink, and I've experimented in the past, but drinking seems to be the main vice now.
(32) Read the newspaper?: Only for the comics. I get my news from "The Daily Show"
(33) Go to church? Yes, but rarely, and for those who want me there on those occasions.
(34) Talk to strangers?: Hell yeah! That's the social equivalent of Russian Roulette, adventure-wise.
(35) Drive?: Drive to work, drive pepole nuts,drive myself into a grave...yeah, I drive.

Have you ever…

(36) Been out of the country?: Yes, but only to civilized places like Bermuda, although Jamaica has a lot to offer.
(37) Done drugs?: The odd joint, a couple of psychedelics in the past before mandatory drug testing at work.
(38) Gone skinny dipping?: Guilty.
(39) Had a surgery?: Yes, for those sodding eyes.
(40) Ran away from home?: No
(41) Been on stage?: Yes, as a munchkin in "The Wizard of Oz" in school, and on television in an episode of "Student Press Conference."
(42) Slept outdoors?: Yes
(43) Slept all day?: Does being passed out count?
(44) Thought you're going crazy?: Yes
(45) Had a dream that came true?: Yes
(46) Broken the law?: Yes, and even paid for it a few times.
(47) Met a famous person?: Burt Rutan(Space Ship One, Scaled Composites) at a Beech Aircraft event. Geraldo through a family friend.
(48) Stolen anything?: Yes, but my wife still has visitation rights to her heart.
(49) Been on radio/TV?: Yes, for the aforementioned "Student Press Conference", another time on the local news explaining a wall-sized layout of The Battle of Gettysburg in eleventh grade, and once at age age of eight as a witness to a flood-induced collapse of a neighbors house.
(50) Had a nervous breakdown?: No, no way. I'm losing it right now simply thinking of the possibility.
(51) Bungee jumped?: No, but it could have happened if I didn't live in South Florida with no tall buildings or bridges nearby.

When was the last time you…

(52) Smiled?: Answering this questionnaire
(53) Laughed?: Ditto
(54) Cried?: You don't want to know.
(55) Bought something?: Honestly, is this infromation being forwarded to Doubleclick.net? Today. A Mountain Dew.
(56) Hugged someone?: When I picked up my daughter at school.
(57) Watched your fave movie?: I have many, and I seem to be able to catch them at least once a year.
(58) Had a nightmare?: Not so many since I picked the dream skills of flying and fighting, which was quite some time ago.
(59) Talked on the phone?: Earlier this afternoon
(60) Watched TV?: This evening.
(61) Went out?: Last weekend, to a Bat Mitzvah. Good fun for us gentiles as well.
(62) Weighed yourself?: Months ago, and only because someone left a scale next to the printer that creates invoices.
(63) Were mean?: That would depend upon who you asked. I can find humor in some dark places, and some people take that as meanness, which is not my intention.
(64) Sang?: I did a parody of Andy Gibb that went waaay over the heads my Cuban co-workers.
(65) Saw a movie in a theater?: I think the last film I saw in a theater was "The DaVinci Code."
(66) Said I love you?: An hour ago.
(67) Fought with a family member?: Not in recent memory.
(68) Missed someone?: My Grandmother passed recently. She was the only person in my family that didn't have issues with anyone.

Favourites…

(69) Place: Bermuda. Those people make the rest of us look like anal retentive savages.
(70) Country: U.S.A., but my business associates at Lentern, Swift, and A J Walter in the U.K. think I would fit in quite well.
(71) Time of year: South Florida has no seasons. It's really hot, less hot, and several cool/cold days. Back in the day in Ohio I enjoyed the Spring.
(72) Band: Too hard to pin down. U2, REM, The Who, Bob Marley and the Wailers, NIN, Aerosmith, Johnny Cash, Buckwheat Zydeco, The Cure, Echo and the Bunnymen. I will pop any of the above into a CD player randomly. My 4 year-old daughter loves The Cure's "Close to Me".
(73) Singer: See above.
(74) Song: See above. My favorite song is mood-dependent.
(75) Songwriter: See items 2-4
(76) Movie: Hard pick. I like comedies, horror, and science fiction, and for their own particular reasons. I wouldn't know how to choose between genre films as diverse as "Raising Arizona", "Aliens", or "The Exorcist".
(77) Year: 1983, when I left ohio for Miami, FL.
(78) Website:Youtube for now.
(79) TV program: Not much since Farscape and B5 passed on, although I have grown to enjoy Steve Carell's take on "The Office", and the characters from "My name is Earl" are just too trailer-park fascinating not to watch. I'd watch "Galactica" when it ever returns. The same for "Dr. Who", especially when an episode delivers the goods.
(80) Thing to do: Selling aircraft surplus hardware on Ebay, Getting the aforementioned CNC machine running again.

[Mrs Poyks]

(1) Your gender: Female
(2) Your age:38
(3) Where you were born?:Shotley Bridge, County Durham
(4) Your height: 5' 4"
(5) The color of your eyes: Green
(6) The color of your hair: Brown with blondey bits.
(7) Your living arrangement?: I live with Mr Poyk
(8) Your family: My Poyks
(9) What's your job: Civil Servant.
(10)Obsession: My Poyks & facebook
(11) Do you speak another language? Francais but badly lol
(12)Do you have a web page? Myspace & Facebook pages and of course Ladib's Cricket page.
(13) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Sometimes but I can be selfish!
(14) Do you like your handwriting?: It's not brilliant I guess but it's readible
(15) Do you have any bad habits?: Ask Mr Poyks
(16) What is the compliment you get most from people?: My smiling face lights up a room
(17) What's your biggest fear? Chickens and grey/black mice!
(18) Can you sing?: You best off ask Mr Poyks on that one as he is far more qualified to say.
(19) Are you a daredevil?: Yep. Love Alton Towers and would love to do some wing walking.
(20) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: My weight & chubby cheeks.
(21) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength - Not giving up easily. Weekness - Being impatient sometimes
(22) If you could change one thing about yourself?: My weight.
(23) Do you think life has been good so far?: It was horrid until I met Mr Poyks last March.
(24) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Good things happen to those who wait & when you are least expecting them to.
(25) What do you like the most about your body?: My bum
(26) And least?: My slight overweighness!
(27) Do you think you are good looking?: I'm no beauty queen but also no Quasi Modo!
(28) Are you confident?: Can be sometimes but then sometimes no.
(29) What is the fictional character you're most like?: I have no idea - best off ask Mr Poyks on that one!

Do you…

(30) Smoke?: Yes
(31) Do drugs?: No
(32) Read the newspaper?: Nope - just the online Daily Mail.
(33) Go to church? Nope.
(34) Talk to strangers?: Rarely
(35) Drive?: No but I have passed my test - just lost my confidence that's all. Would drive in the beautiful American countyside though

Have you ever…

(36) Been out of the country?: Yes
(37) Done drugs?: I did smoke a couple of joints when I was younger!
(38) Gone skinny dipp? Nope
(39) Ever had surgery? : Does an upper left wisdom tooth count?
(40) Ran away from home?: No
(41) Been on stage?: Yes at a school concert.
(42) Slept outdoors?: Yes
(43) Slept all day?:No
(44) Thought you're going crazy?: Yes
(45) Had a dream that came true?: Yes
(46) Broken the law?: Yes
(47) Met a famous person?: A few including Jeff Wayne
(48) Stolen anything?: No
(49) Been on radio/TV?: Yes - in the audience of the Swap Shop 30th anniversary.
(50) Had a nervous breakdown?: No
(51) Bungee jumped?: No.

When was the last time you…

(52) Smiled?: Earlier, when I was out for a walk with Mr Poyks
(53) Laughed?: last night when Mr Poyks read me something out of the Viz profanisaurus!
(54) Cried?: When I said goodbye to Mr Poyks who is out playing a private gig with the Zimmers in Shrewsbury & who'll not be back until tomorrow. Yes I know I'm a big softie!
(55) Bought something?: Friday
(56) Hugged someone?: when I saw Mr Poyks off earlier.
(57) Watched your fave movie?: At New Year - It's a beautiful life.
(58) Had a nightmare?: Sometime last year
(59) Talked on the phone?: Yesterday
(60) Watched TV?: This evening.
(61) Went out?: Today for a walk around Wingerworth
(62) Weighed yourself?: Two weeks ago
(63) Were mean?: Earlier on today
(64) Sang?: About an hour ago.
(65) Saw a movie in a theater?: Last Monday - Cloverfield.
(66) Said I love you?: 4.30 today
(67) Fought with a family member?: Ages ago
(68) Missed someone?: Every day - my Mum who sadly died when I was 11 (15/02/81)

Favourites…

(69) Place: Wingerworth where Mr Poyks & I live
(70) Country: USA
(71) Time of year: Summer
(72) Band: Ladib's Cricket of course!
(73) Singer: Miriam Stockley
(74) Song: I have a few faves and can't really pick one out
(75) Songwriter: Brendan (Mr Poyks)
(76) Movie: Lost In Translation/It's a wonderful life
(77) Year: 2007 - the year I met Mr Poyks.
(78) Website: See Mr Poyks's answer plus my facebook & myspace ones.
(79) TV program: Strictly Come Dancing/Dancing On Ice/Extreme Dreams.
(80) Thing to do: Travel/Facebook/listen to Music/spend time with my beloved Mr Poyks